Life in these US

Now, Wait a minute. This one is really confusing.

Tracy Lagondino wanted to become a man. So she had a gender reassignment operation to become a man, and so became Thomas Bertie.
So far, so good.
And then he married a woman. But of course. You'd think that was why he got that operation done in the first place.
But then, guess who gets pregnant? No, not his wife, but he!! He got pregnant by another man!! Shucks!! Life is getting complicated, isn't it?

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And hey, next time you fly, be sure you are not suffering from constipation. In case you are and screw up you face to look the feeling, your plane just might get shot down.
Details here.